You know this is the real reason that you’ve been visiting alias basil…you’ve been waiting for the second installment from Mr Entertainment himself. And who am I to stand in the way? Here it is, part two of the running life of…Mark Armstrong.
Oprah’s lawyers called. Apparently, I can’t publish interviews that occur only in my mind. Please disregard part one.
The following is the real deal. Since I’m just getting back into the training groove and don’t have any sexy runs to share at this point, I’m going to tell you about one week I experienced last May, shortly before the Calgary marathon. Looking back, I am appalled at my laziness compared to Basil, A.J., and especially Brendan!
I warn you, it’s brief. Here it goes…
Monday May 18th: I always take Monday’s off from running due to a volunteer commitment at the Cross Cancer Institute. I love run-free days!
Tuesday May 19th: I meet Basil at Scona track. Nothing about this workout appeals to me – a short warm-up followed by 16×400 with one minute rest in between. Who thinks of these training plans? Basil makes it look easy. I aim for 75 seconds each rep. The ridiculous session ends with a cool down and me vomiting my lunch. I hate running on the track. Frickin’ track…
Wednesday May 20th: I’m on my own; no Basil to make sure I do what I’m supposed to. Ice cream is calling. Rum raisin. Yum. Somehow, I resist. If I can say no to ice cream, I can do anything. (Bacon would have been a different story.) I run a 16K loop that hits most of the worst hills in the city. What is that crap Lance Armstrong spouts off about – train in conditions harder than race day? Blah, blah, blah. I hate running hills. Frickin’ hills…
Thursday May 21st: Today calls for an easy run. I take the trails on the south side of the river to Capilano bridge, cross over to the north side, and run the trails back to Cloverdale. Spring is late this year and the trees are barely leafed out; it feels like October, not May. I hate running the trails in October. Frickin’ trails in October…
Friday May 22nd: I meet Basil at Hawrelak Park for another speed session. Oh goody. We do a one loop warm-up followed by 50 minutes at marathon pace (3:53/K) and 30 minutes at half-marathon pace (3:39/K). Surprisingly, it goes okay. I hold the marathon pace perfectly and the half pace is near what it should be. Close enough for me to be happy. Then I remember that I’m never happy unless it’s perfect so I’m clearly just happy it’s over! We end with a one lap cool down. Woohoo - hometime….beer time! I hate running in Hawrelak Park. Frickin’ Hawrelak Park….
Saturday May 23rd: No running today. Basil and I hook up for 1.5 hours of yoga at Lotus Soul Gym downtown. I love doing yoga instead of running. Frickin’ running…
Sunday May 24th: Basil and I do 28K at what feels like race pace. Why do I run with this man? I hate long runs. Frickin’ long runs…
Total mileage for the week: About 80K. Not bad - I usually average around 75. Compared to those previously featured at Alias Basil I’m minor league…
Lessons learned: Four things became clear: 1) I realize I actually love to run; 2) Hawrelak Park = pain; 3) Basil = pain, and; 4) Lance Armstrong may be right about training hard for an easy race day but I don’t like him for it. Frickin’ Lance Armstrong…



























